
Wumpskate SF Bay and Dark Fellows invite you to
FREDDY VS JASON SKATE — Tuesday June 8th
Who’s the best? Who can beat whom? How does a plodding guy with a machete to grind and a hockey mask rate against a knife-glove wielding pedo who is literally your own worst nightmare?
In one week, we will decide who should be in a public office. But why simply vote for the lesser evil? After you vote on Tuesday, dress up as your favorite character and join the costume contest where we, the victims, will vote on the most evil-looking…
Or… just help us celebrate our One Year Anniversary! This is Wumpskate SF Bay’s 13th month, and what a splendid nightmare it’s been.
And for our anniversary, we are not having a birthday cake. Instead, we’re having birthday *donuts*. Psycho Donuts is making a specially themed donut, that only attendees can get. Yes, they’re FREE. Eat one, (collect one?) or watch them disappear…
The Dead Jocks (DJs):
Femme Mystique (Wumpskate SF Bay, Love Triangle, House of Voodoo)
Shadow Angel (The Box — Santa Cruz)
RIDESHARING or CARPOOLING is highly encouraged! We don’t bite! Please post on this event for ride offers or requests.
The gory details:
9p-12a $8 entry (Free Quad Skate Rental)
Free Parking. Smoking Area. Storage Lockers. Video Games. Air Hockey. Snack Bar. All Ages.
Address: 397 Blossom Hill Rd, San Jose CA 95123
Directions:
From SF: 101 South, exit Blossom Hill, turn RIGHT (west). Rink is about 1 mile down Blossom Hill on right side, just before Snell.
From East Bay: 880 South to 101 South, exit Blossom Hill, turn RIGHT (west). Rink is about 1 mile down Blossom Hill on right side, just before Snell.
From South Bay: 280 South to 87 South to 85 South. Exit Blossom Hill, turn LEFT (east). Go over 85, and pass Snell. Rink is on the left side — use the first left turn lane after Snell.
The rink does not serve alcohol. Nor is it recommended to be less than sober while skating.
Please respect our smoking area!! It is NOT an entrance or exit. Talk to the rink staff and use the main doors if you need something, otherwise don’t be surprised if you’re not let back in. NO EXCEPTIONS.
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